If you should know anything about me, it’s that I have insanely expensive taste. I’m almost positive that if you put two samples of caviar in front of me I’d choose the thousand-dollar tin versus the hundred-dollar tin. The same goes with cars, clothes, food, and hotels – this list goes on. I don’t really like fancy, big name designers – I just like a little bling. I also like when something is incredibly well made. If something is expensive, but cheaply made I won’t buy it. I still have standards to my luxury tastes. I also still hold true to the fact that if an item is going to be deemed “luxury” with a price tag that most people can’t afford, then it shouldn’t fall apart 5 months down the line. My expensive taste also includes vibrators. For a vibrator to be deemed luxurious it doesn’t need a price tag, but a unique attention to detail, pleasure and versatility. If you are going to pay $100 bucks for a vibrator it should at least wow you, right? Here is my ultimate guide to luxury vibrators.
- First, you’ve got one of the most popular couple’s toys – in the world. I mean, this vibrator has won awards for being able to get people off it’s that amazing. The We-Vibe III Remote Control, despite it’s $150 price tag, comes from a long line of prototypes just like it, but they have nailed it on the head with this one. Basically, this vibrator goes inside the vagina at the same time as the cock and provides an amazing, mind-blowing sensation for both partners. What’s different about this vibrator from its predecessors is that it’s waterproof, has a remote for hands free action and it has a whopping 40% more power. It’s also made with safe, medical grade silicone and has 6 different vibrations and pulsations. If you are looking for the sex toy to set your sex life on fire, this is it.
- Next up, we have a brand new high end, luxury vibrator from the famous “rabbit” line. The Lux G Rabbit Vibrator is the luxury sedan of vibrators. If you want leather seats and ice cold air conditioning and a seamless ride the hugs the road, this vibrator offers an orgasm experience like you’ve never experienced before. Basically, this lux vibrator has two vibrating bullets – one in the rabbit ears to stimulate your clitoris and one in the head to stimulate the g-spot. This vibrator also has 7 different vibrations and pulsations. It’s also waterproof and incredibly lightweight so you can bring it with you on your adventures – who knows you might want to jump into a bubble bath with it.
- Another one of my favorite luxury vibrators, which has my name in it, is the Thrusting Jack Rabbit Vibrator. This vibrator is great, because it is so mechanically advanced. What you have is the incredibly unique thrusting head – almost no other vibrator does this and when you close your eyes it will feel just like a real cock going in and out of you. And while it thrusts, a bunch of these pleasure beads spin around to give you even more pleasure. On top of the g-spot pleasure you also have these powerful rabbit ears that tickle the clitoris with perfect placement. Also, get ready for it, with 7 vibration and 6 rotation speeds, you have a whopping 42 levels of different sensations to try out. Use it in the bath or the bed for one of the most incredibly orgasms you might ever have.
- I love the Endless Pleasure Rabbit Vibrator, because besides its amazing technical ability to get you off, it also looks so cool. You’ve got the typical rabbit vibrator look, but where the rabbit head is you have what looks like a little hummingbird with its beak perfectly placed to give you some incredible clitoral pleasure. This vibrator also has a thrusting head and it also gyrates to give you some incredible pleasure. You also have 8 independent speeds and 3 vibration functions that you can control all on a state-of-the-art power pad. This vibrator is great because you can sit back and let the thrusting head, made out of a really amazing feeling silicone, enter you as the vibrating hummingbird deliciously tickles and stimulates your clitoris. I’ve heard a lot of women say that this was one of the most fun vibrators they’ve ever used.
- Lastly, if you have gold on your mind, why not try the Golden Jack Rabbit Vibrator. Like all the best rabbit vibrators, with a rotating tip, spinning beads, and clit stimulator, this vibrator is more powerful than any other rabbit that has come before it and it has a number of amazing gold details that give it a really lux look. This is definitely a high horsepower vibrator that can really give you that hybrid clitoral/g-spot orgasm – the oh so elusive orgasm where you just can’t help but to scream out. Besides all the gold details and the flashiness, this vibrator really does stand out. I recommend this vibrator to any guy that wants an extra powerful tool in their arsenal or for when they bring a woman over and I also recommend it to a woman with means – perhaps a woman who has the luxury of taking a dip in her very own pool, because this vibrator is also waterproof. If you want to give your whole pussy an extra treat, try the Golden Jack Rabbit.
So, there you have it – some of my very favorite lux vibrators. If you want to pick any of these toys up today, now is your lucky day, because you can get them all for HALF OFF. Guys, if you want to take it from Jack Gary, do your lady a favor and give her some extra pleasure – they deserve it.