Tossing salad is just one of those things. You either love it or you hate it. Most people swear to themselves that they would never go near a butthole. They convince themselves of all sorts of untruths, like the butthole is only for shitting. They not only convince themselves, but their friends and lovers too. Eventually you’ve got a full on epidemic of people that are afraid of anal sex, salad tossing, butthole licking and prostate pleasure. However, the chocolate starfish can actually be enjoyable to lick and it can be incredibly pleasurable when someone licks your own. It doesn’t mean you are gay and it doesn’t mean you are a deviant. You don’t even have to put anything inside if you don’t want to. Tossing salad is like that appetizer to the main course that can make a sexual experience all that much more enjoyable. Here is the ultimate guide to tossing salad.
Broaching the Subject
Whether you want to get your salad tossed or you want to toss someone else’s salad, you have to get a little creative when you broach the subject. Telling someone that you want to lick the rim of his or her asshole can be a sudden and shocking proposal, especially if you don’t know the person very well. The same goes for married couples that for years have kept the ol’ balloon knot as a forbidden region. Imagine it – 30 years of being married and never looking at your spouse’s asshole. It’s a crying shame. However, telling someone that you want to go down on his or her anus doesn’t need to be such a stressful thing. It’s only sexuality after all.
The key to telling someone that you want to go down on his or her butthole, or that you want him or her to go down on yours, is to make a plan for what you are going to say when you ask. Typically you don’t want to bring up the subject when you are both wearing clothes or are at dinner or in the car driving somewhere. This is a little bit like the telemarketer approach. If you really want to make it happen, both partners have to be in bed first. The bedroom is a little bit like the boardroom where all the major decisions get made, like mergers, acquisitions and salad tossing. It is much more comfortable to bring it up when you are both comfortable enough with each other to be naked, especially if you don’t really know the person. Once you are naked, though, the walls are down and it is much easier to open up.
Think about a rim job just like you would cunilingus, it becomes a little easier to handle – for both the person getting the rim job and the person giving it. In most cases there is usually one person that is totally cool with it and one person that is new to the idea and might be a little more trepid, but if you make it seem just like another form of oral sex, which it absolutely is, than it won’t seem so daunting. First off, it is important to make sure that whoever is getting their asshole licked does a quick, but thorough, cleaning. Make sure that there are no dingle-berries, bits and pieces and pungent smells. It is a butthole after all. After it’s all prepped and ready to go, it is time to get down to business.
First off, you don’t want to immediately bury your tongue into someone’s butthole. You have to start off slow. If it is a woman you are performing analingus on, make sure you caress her whole body first. If it is a man, perhaps you can suck his dick for a little while to get him nice and hard. It is important to know that the butthole has a habit of wanting to stay closed when it is not in use. So making the body relaxed before you go anywhere near the chocolate starfish is important. Once the body is completely relaxed and both partners are ready, only then is it the right time to get to work.
Getting To Work
It is important to know that the anatomy of the anus is actually pretty complex. There are a number of ways to reach the “back door.” First of all, the perineum, or the area that stretches between the genitals and the anus, is full of little nerve endings. This is a great place to start licking. Basically, position you tongue right behind the balls or right before the mouth of the vagina. You could spend a good couple of minutes just licking backwards and forwards. It is a very unique sensation, mainly because it feels so different to any other erogenous zone. Licking the “taint,” as it is otherwise known, can actually produce an orgasm in some women, because it is so close to the vagina.
After you’ve given the silk road a good licking, you can now move to the rim of the anus. Just give the edge of the anus light little licks, making a repetitive circular motion. In terms of positions you should be in when giving and receiving a rim job, it is important that the receiver is on his or her knees and the giver is right behind with his or her hands on the receiver’s waist. This is optimal for a quality rim job and it is by far the most comfortable position to be in. As you are licking away it is important to have something to do with your hands. If you want to give a stellar, board certified rim job, you should take your free hands and get creative. If you are giving a rim job to a woman, you can take one hand and put it on her tits and the other on her clit. If you are giving a rim job to a man, you can use one hand to play with his balls and the other to yank his cock. By the way, when you are giving a guy a rim job and you jack him off at the same time, this is called a “rusty trombone.”
The Cool Down
Of course, if you want to add some extra sensations to the rim job experience, you could introduce some sex toys into the mix. Anything that vibrates works, but also dildos, anal plugs or anything else to stimulate and make the rim job experience that much more incredible. Moreover, you can look at a rim job as a part of foreplay or you can do it simply to give someone a special treat, but it is always best to be courteous and get that person off too. No one likes to be left out. After your all done, take a nice shower, light some candles, relax, have a scotch….do whatever you like, because you just had an incredible rim job. Guys if you want to take it from Jack Gary, do your lady a favor and give her some extra pleasure – they deserve it.