Have you ever seen the expression on a customs agent’s face when he or she pulls a giant sex toy out of your luggage? Oh yeah, the TSA loves sex toys – not really. However, that is why you need to rethink your strategy when it comes to bringing erotic toys with you on your vacation. For one, you can’t really bring anything too heavy or suspicious looking – it’s not like you are going to hijack a plane with a dildo or anything, right? Secondly, it’s nice to pack light – especially when it comes to a few tools that you might need to get you off more than that Puerto Rican waiter’s 3-inch dong while your husband is asleep in a hammock on the beach. Now that summer is almost upon us we might need a few tips as to what to take with us on our getaways – whether it’s only for a weekend or a whole summer. Here are some of the perfect sex toys to take with you on your next vacation.
- First up, you’ve got the Studio Collection Lipstick Vibrator, which looks so much like just a regular tube of lipstick that no one will have any idea as to what it really is. More than just the novelty aspect of this sex toy, this vibe really is the best traveler’s companion. It’s lightweight, compact, fits anywhere and is virtually silent. This vibrator is perfect for those long flights where you just need a little solo time in the bathroom or for when you are in the hotel bed after a relaxing bath and you are about to get ready to go out for the night. This vibrator is also getting rave reviews by the ladies, because not only is it waterproof, but it also has multiple speeds. Be sure to tuck this vibrator in your makeup bag before you head through airport security and the TSA won’t have any idea.
- Another great vibrator for on the go is the Go Vibe. I recommend this one to all the ladies, because not only is compact and extremely affordable (you won’t miss it if you forget it under your hotel bed – you can easily pick up another one), but also it packs a serious punch. This vibrator, from the experts at Doc Johnson, has a tiny motor with a lot of vibrating horsepower to give you some incredible clitoral vibrations. This vibrator is only one speed, but luckily it’s the perfect speed. Also, it is totally waterproof so you can take it in the bath, shower or hot tub. Not only that, but this vibrator is also totally inconspicuous – you can totally take this thing through security and they won’t know what it is. Even if you aren’t taking a trip – I recommend buying one now and then taking a staycation in your bath, because this vibrator also makes a great after work treat.
- One of the best on-the-go vibrators is the Color Power Bullet. These little vibrators come in a number of colors, like pink, purple, blue and metallic. Besides being one of the most compact vibrators – they are only a half-inch long – they are also incredibly powerful with a single push button and multiple vibrations. These are the ultimate travelling women’s sex toy. They look like no big deal in your purse and no one will raise a single eyebrow if you accidently drop one of these things out of your purse with your tampons. And with a shiny chrome finish, these erotic vibrators are stylish too. If you are a woman with an eye for style, check out one of these vibrators for an excellent clitoral orgasm.
- If you are looking for some g-spot stimulation on the go, I recommend trying out the Mini Caribbean Peter Vibrator. There are not many quality dildos for travel, but this vibrating dildo will shake all your previous perceptions. Not only is it pink and aesthetically pleasing, but all it takes to power it is one battery (not included) and it has about 4 inches of insertable pleasure. You’ve also got a twist dial control at the bottom that offers multiple vibrations. If you are looking for a realistic dildo with veins, a head and everything else that makes a cock great (for you), this is the traveller companion for you. Take it in the bath after a long day of sight seeing or in the Jacuzzi and you’ve got one of the best ways to end a day or start your night.
- Another great g-spot pleasure tool that you can easily take with you on your next getaway is the Intimates Personal Pleasurizer G-Spot. This thing was built to not only give you an incredible g-spot orgasm, but also a great clitoral one too. Made out of a soft, flexible, jelly like material, this sex toy also comes with a remote control to give you some extra vibration power. You know that when a vibrator needs a remote that it packs an extra punch that will get you off more than any other vibrator can. In addition, you can bet that this vibrator also makes an excellent vibrator to share with a fun new sexual partner. Perhaps a date at the Eiffel Tower and then some fun bedroom action before dinner outside under the awnings of a Parisian café.
So, if you are making your travel plans this summer, don’t forget to bring a trusty vibrating travel partner – you never know when you’ll be sitting in your hotel bed listening to the sounds of the city when that familiar feeling “comes” over you. Or you can just bring me with you on all your travels and I’ll be sure to treat you right.