Saturday 16th December 2017,
Jack Gary

Why You Should Own Porn DVDs and Not Whack Off Online

Why You Should Own Porn DVDs and Not Whack Off Online

Porn has had a long and illustrious career. Dating back to the first machines that captured moving pictures, one of the first depictions of human sexuality on film captured a man and a woman kissing. Soon enough it transgressed into burlesque tease videos that you could only buy on the Parisian black market and then it kept getting a little more risqué. Some of the oldest, grainiest porno flicks – made in the early teens – are still incredibly sexy. Simple, silent depictions of women dancing nude, making love with Arabian kings, and many more ridiculous things that you’d imagine would be in the first pornos ever made. Today porn is everywhere – online, on our smartphones, and it seems like we can’t get enough.

In the 1970s porn became mainstream – sort off. If Mecca in the Middle East is where Muslims go to pray, in the late 70s in Time Square in Manhattan, is where perverts went to get their kicks. There were over 20 porno theaters, just like your neighborhood Cineplex, where you could walk in and see real sex – not softcore – happening right up there on the big screen. Sure the seats were a little sticky and the floor was a little slippery, but this was a time before you could whip open your lap top and pop in a DVD and watch Sasha Grey deep throat a giant black dick or Bree Olsen fuck a guy POV style. In the 70s you could buy reel to reel porno videos, but your main source was going into the movie theaters. In the 1980s video changed all that.

In the 80s you could go down to the video store and buy a giant beta tape of hot blondes with huge bushes getting banged and much more. As video evolved and became easier and easier to acquire – cheaper too – the porno theaters started to see their number dwindle down and their attendance virtually wash away. Video was everywhere and there were XXX video stores all over town where you can go in and make your selection and bring them all home in a black bag. As the 90s saw bigger and more silicone boobs and the rise of the super porn stars, like Jenna Jameson, nobody really knew – especially the main producers of porn – that their days would be numbered too.

When the Internet came around it was a little bit like a bomb went off. All of a sudden main stream porn was threatened. Nobody was buying video, because most people’s VCRS were being incinerated in some East Asian landfill – along with the dreams of many “girl next door” hopefuls. DVDs were being burned too, because now all you had to do is open your laptop and watch porn for free. However, like with every technological advancement, there is always about a 5 to 10 year period where the old way of doing things is threatened and then balance is restored when the dinosaurs evolve. This is what happened to pornography.

After a while the tyrannosaurus rexes of pornography realized that if people were getting their kicks online for free, they had to make the quality of their content better so that it is actually worth the price tag of what many porn DVDs cost today. Which brings me to my point – porn DVDs are better than whacking off online –­ way better. This is because of a combination of things, but mainly because when you purchase a DVD you are getting a totally unique experience that is wholly your own. There aren’t 4 million people watching the same video over and over again online. It’s just you and your DVD player.

Another reason why porn DVDs are better is because of the quality. Online you get second or third rate actresses – really bottom of the barrel chicks that are willing to do anything to make a buck or two. However, the women on DVDs are gorgeous, professional and know how to get fucked on camera. When it comes to casting for DVDs you have a way more stringent process. They carefully make sure that breasts are stunning, skin tone is perfect and that teeth don’t look like a kitchen garbage disposal after a pizza dinner. You also get the stars – not the Vegas riff raff that washed up after an online ad put out a casting call.

Furthermore, when you purchase a porn DVD you also get variety. Sure, you might be thinking that online has variety – tons of it ­­– but when it comes down to it, with porn DVDs you get a literal panoply of options. You get everything from porn parodies, like Lady Scarface, starring Lady Luvana, and Pulp Friction, starring Ava Stone, to steamy creampie videos where you can watch all sorts of ladies get their holes filled to the brim with man juice – to the brim. Not only do you get variety with content, but also you get more video watching minutes with each DVD. With each DVD you get up to 20 different scenes with different actresses, positions, and much more.

Porn DVDS are also higher quality and much easier to watch. When you stream videos online you have to constantly move the mouse around if you want to find a different part of a video and you never land on exactly where you want to land on. Also, you never get to click around and watch different videos as fast as you want to while you are squeezing one out, because you are fidgeting with the computer and trying to adjust the volume at the same time – it can be incredibly frustrating. With porn DVDs all you have to do is use the remote and you won’t miss a thing and you can easily find scenes when you want to. And, of course, porn DVDs are much higher quality resolution wise. There is nothing like getting a detailed image of a dripping wet pussy.

One of the best places to pick up porn DVDs is on Adam & Eve. Not only do they have one of the biggest varieties for literally everyone’s tastes and interests, but also if you are not ready to bring DVDs back into your life, you can still get high quality porn on demand with their streaming service.

If you Just click on the links above to AdamandEve.com and if you enter my name JACK at check out you can get 50% OFF, FREE Completely Discreet Shipping (no one will know what’s in the box when it gets to your doorstep!), FREE DVDs and a Mystery Gift.

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