In this article I want to talk about a question that I actually get asked a lot: How do you join the mile high club and not get in trouble. I also want to let you in on a little erotic toy I love – I’ll even provide you with a link where you can get it for half off, plus a lot of other goodies and extras. When it comes to joining the mile high club, you need to be sly, cunning, and know how to get off as quietly as possible. Here is how to join the mile high club and get away with it.
First, you need to find the perfect location – the only location. Unless you have a bunch of airplane rows to yourself, chances are that you won’t get away with having sex or giving a little oral pleasure in your actual seats. This is why the airplane bathroom is the only place to get it on. It can be cramped, but there is certainly a way – provided that you are willing to experiment with a few different positions. You don’t need to be a yoga master to join the mile high club, you just have to enjoy the challenge of working around such limited space.
When it comes to the best positions for joining the mile high club, you need to find something that is comfortable for you, but doesn’t take away from how pleasurable it can be. This is why standing positions always work best. You can use the commode as leverage – I recommend the woman put one leg up so that it takes the burden of weight off the guy. After you’ve found a good standing position, there is always the ass on the sink positions. Either the guy sits down while the woman rides him – or the girl sits down on the sink and gets banged. The latter often works better.
Also, it is important not to break any other rules – you don’t want to force the plane to make an emergency landing. So, be sure to only head to the bathroom when the time is right. For instance, you want to wait until you are somewhere around midflight and the seatbelts signs are off. It’s best to go before they announce that they will be bringing the drinks out. That way people will be completely distracted. Also, you’ll have a good 15 to 20 minutes until everyone is lining up for the bathroom. Timing is everything when you are trying to join the mile high club.
Lastly, if you want to include a really great vibrating toy in your mile high adventure, I recommend using the We-Vibe Touch. On top of the whir of the airplane, no one will be able to hear this virtually noiseless vibrator. This vibrator is also small and unassuming – so you can bring it with you to the lavatory and no one will have any idea what it is. Not only that, but it’s shaped exactly like a tongue to give incredible clitoral stimulation. It can be hard to engage in foreplay in a tiny airplane bathroom, which is why bringing a vibrator with you is important.
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