Wednesday 27th October 2021,
Jack Gary

Jack Gary’s Ultimate Guide To Morning Sex

In this article I want to talk about one of the greatest things on earth: morning sex. Yet, morning sex can be a double-edged sword. It feels fucking incredible, but you also have bad breath to deal with, so you need to know the right moves. I also want to let you in on a little erotic tool I use exclusively for morning sex – I’ll also give you a heads up on where to get it for half off, but more on that in the last paragraph. Here is Jack Gary’s guide to morning sex.

First, try any position other than missionary. If you don’t want to exchange giant whiffs of morning breath, you want to switch to a position that doesn’t make you want to hurl. For instance, spoon sex is a great position and so is doggy style. My favorite definitely has to be spoon sex, because it is a lot easier to initiate. Sometimes having doggy style sex first thing in the morning is like eating a salad with ranch dressing for breakfast.

Another option is to keep those minty dissolvable sheets next to your bed. Sometimes morning breath can be unbearable and it can make morning sex impossible. You could keep mints by your bed, but it can be tough to chew on candy first thing in the morning. Also, chewing gum in bed is exclusively reserved for people who live in trailer parks. The mint strips are great because they dissolve almost instantaneously.

Make your morning wood work for you. Morning wood only lasts so long. Every guy knows that as soon as you drain the lizard, that’s it for the morning wood – it’s game over. However, if you can hold it in, you’ve got the perfect, rock hard wood to do your magic with. Just strap on a condom and you can get to work. The best part about morning sex is that unlike after date sex, you can usually fast forward through the foreplay. If you aren’t familiar with the person next to you, start with rubbing that rock hard cock against her and let her know that you are ready. Basically, turn your rod into an alarm clock that doesn’t have nor need a snooze button.

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Fingo Nubby Finger Vibrator

Lastly, one of my go to erotic tools for morning sex is the Fingo Nubby Finger Vibrator. This vibrating tool is perfect because it is discreet and fits right on the finger, so you can reach around the waist of that beautiful girl next to you in bed and get her wetter than ever for some morning rockin’. Best of all, as you are giving it to her from behind, you can use this amazing tool to give her an orgasm she will always remember.

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